BRING ME BACK A HAGGIS

WHEN YOU GO TO SCOTLAND, BRING ME BACK A HAGGIS

'CUZ WE CANNA' GET NO HAGGIS IN THE STATES

OH, I CAN GET MY GUINNESS OR MY FISH AND CHIPS IN MINUTES

BUT NOTHING HAS THAT FRESH KILLED HAGGIS TASTE

WRAP IT UP IN BLANKETS AND HOLD IT LIKE A BABY

OR THEY WON'T EVEN LET YOU TAKE IT ON THE PLANE

I'LL MISS YOU DEAR WHILE YOU'RE AWAY

BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE TO MAKE MY DAY

AND BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU COME HOME AGAIN

THERE'S NO BETTER WAY, NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU ROAM

TO CELEBRATE YOUR EATIN' OR YOUR WELCOMIN' HOME

IT'S PURE DEAD BRILLIANT, AND IT TASTES SO VERY GREAT

SO BRING ME BACK A HAGGIS, DEAR, AND PUT IT ON ME PLATE

BRING ME BACK A HAGGIS, DEAR, AND PUT IT ON ME PLATE

THE WAY INTO MY HEART IS THROUGH MY STOMACH,

SO IT'S SAID

SO WHEN YOU ARE AWAY MY LOVE 

AND I'M LONELY IN MY BED

I'LL DREAM OF YOUR RETURN 

AND SOME NEEPS AND TATTIES TOO

AND THE ROYAL FEAST WE'RE GOIN' TA HAVE

WHEN MY HAGGIS COMES HOME WITH YOU

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